1. Are old, but in denial about the true state of your agedness,
2. Are out of shape, but deluded into thinking you are in shape because you can do 20 minutes of Winsor pilates without breaking a sweat,
3. Are in a state of euphoria because the team you were rooting for just beat a cocky, undefeated team in the Super Bowl,
4. Have a lot of work to do the next day that might involve lifting, bending, vacuuming and scrubbing,
Do a whole bunch of sit-ups to show off to your daughter and husband.
Pride goeth before a fall
(and apparently a very sore neck, shoulder and lower back!)